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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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@ -127,6 +129,7 @@ Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.?
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes?and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes, and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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